In a world where lunches are served by day, mysteries roam by nightfall or worse...summer vacation...

Walking through Sam's with my mom a question popped into my head. What do lunch ladies do during the summer? I saw some ladies in hairnets giving samples at the store. Were they lunch ladies? I really did want to know the truth beneath the lunch ladies. Did they find summer lunch jobs? Do they wear hairnets at home? It's a very intriguing matter, but I have a theory that could change the world. MWAH HA HA!!!

It's the last day of school. The lunch lady looks down at her watch which reads 2:30 pm. It's time to leave. She hops into her lunch-ladyish car and drives home. From home she calls a mysterious number on her mysterious cell phone. She then opens her bedside drawer, pushes her inhaler aside and picks up a fake ID, one of around 20 various types. She slips the ID into her purse and pulls out...
A LADLE!
She presses a red button and immediately a silent helicopter lands on her roof. She opens a drawer full of multi-colored hairnets and picks up a black one, placing it on her head. She then runs into a closet, crawls through a secret passageway, climbs up a ladder, opens a safe, pulls out a spatula shaped key, types in a series of numbers into a keypad and falls through a trap door. From there she climbs some stairs and ends up on the roof. She hops in the helicopter, flies to DC, cooks for the President (better food than she's ever served to any student body), and discusses "plans". She then goes undercover as a retired lunch lady and reports to Area 51 for further instructions. From there, no one knows what will happen. It's all kitchen confidential...

Ok, so maybe I can't prove it but it's possible!!!
But some yet to be answered questions:

• Do you have to be a certain age to be a lunch lady?
• If a lunch lady gets a job waiting at a restaurant, is it likely that she will wear a hairnet?
• Do they get to choose a certain color of hair net?
• Do lunch ladies actually get paid during the summer, or is that a myth?
• Are lunch ladies allowed to take their kitchen utensils home?
• Do they have to go to a special "lunch lady" class before they can work at a school?
• Does the government hire ladies to spy on the youth of America to report statistics and behavior analysis data by going undercover as kitchen help?
• If a man cooks for students at a school is he a male lunch lady?

These questions haunt me...But don't worry, I'll have a new obsession next week!