As many of you may know, I have a younger sister. Here's the thing, we play Mario together alot. Yesterday we were playing Super Mario Sunshine and in a minigame there were these strange creatures. If you play Mario you know what a Goomba is. The book identified these things as Goombas but they didn't look like the real thing so I called them "Goomba impersonators". Well, these impersonators would walk off a ledge and "die" so Mario always won. Because of this, Bailey claimed that they were on weed. I didn't know she knew what weed was!
So I asked her, "Do you know what weed is?"
"Yeah! It's alcohol!"
"No Bailey..."
"Oh, that's right! Weed is a type of beer! They're drunk Goombas!"

Yes, that is my sister...